If there's one thing that's great
About this time of year
It's that it's time to kick back
With some football and beer!
We're sorry if we tend
To get all roudy in here,
But what can you expect?
We've got football and beer!
If only this holiday
Could be a full-time career,
Then we could be rich
Off of football and beer!
While the misses stay busy
With their holiday cheer,
Thank God that we've got
Our football and beer!
All the chips and cheesy dip
Soon will disppear
As we sit and enjoy
Our football and beer!
There's no escaping the fact
All the family is near,
We can tune them all out
Thanks to football and beer!
Though the inlaws may annoy,
We've got no need to fear
For we can always escape
To our foorball and beer!
What could be more satisfying
Than sitting on our rears
Watchin football on the TV
And knockin' back lots of beers?!
