Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

Why are there flotation devices under plane
seats instead of parachutes?

 

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking
is prohibited there?

 

Do you need a silencer if you are
going to shoot a mime?

 

Have you ever imagined a world with
no hypothetical situations?

 

How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work in the mornings?

 

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year, why are there locks on the doors?

 

If a cow laughed, would milk
come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make
TEFLON stick to the pan?

 

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?

 

You know how most packages say "Open here".
What is the protocol if the package says,
"Open somewhere else"?

 

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad
of the drive-up ATM?

 

Why do we drive on parkways and
park on driveways?

 

Why is it that when you transport something by car,
it's called a shipment, but when you transport something
by ship, it's called cargo?

 

You know that little indestructible black box that is
used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same substance?

If you throw your pet cat out your car window
would that be called CAT LITTER?

 

If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?